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Due to the cliche aspect of atheism nowdays I can't give it anything more than 1 star on vision and originality. I gave it a 2 on techn...

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Here's a list of the oddest things I found online. Things I saw while googling products, memes, etc


1: A 140cm sex doll with tits. That's like straight up weeb property there. Pedo's be trifling on hard territory trying to explain such a small sex doll in places like Canada.

2: This fucking video: 


3: Almost every piece of hentai I collected on Twitter for the lulz. Yuri, Yaoi, or Hetero. They make for great Tweets to send to your friends with your own little quotes.

4: Almost any video by ProZD where Goofy sings.

5: This one Highschool DxD fanfic: (www.fanfiction.net/s/10731425/…) Cum Dumpsters nigga.

6: The Mega Masturbator called The "Fuck Me Silly".

7: Any weeb who tries to show me their katana collection.

8: SJW's.

9: Shit SJW's say.

10: THIS.
  • Listening to: Patriarchy
  • Reading: Patriarchy
  • Watching: Patriarchy
  • Playing: Patriarchy
  • Eating: Patriarchy
  • Drinking: Your fucking brains you ignorant bullfucks!
"White Privilege & U": By a "white male cisgendered scum".

An interactive literary work done for the "oppressed" people so that they can know why they are oppressed.



Because ALL of the pretty ones SURELY must want to stop "the oppression" and believe that patriarchy is real. Only fat lying virgins believe that patriarchy doesn't exist! The majority is NOT the norm! Right?

Bishounen by Hachiko-1



So you wake up one morning. You get up, go to wash up in your small bathroom. You go and get dressed. You go to eat breakfast in your drab kitchen that has only one working stove. You go to work, but not before your daily dose of Tumblr. You think "God this white privileged asshole who MUST be privileged because he's white". THEN you go to work. Also bringing some 420 Yolo Swag with you. Because you lack ANY independent strength to continue on without it. You're still stronger than any man though!

As you arrive, at approximately 8:29 AM and rush to get to the office and punch in before any more time is lost for your expected arrival of 8:30 AM, you notice that your boss, who's roughly been in the business for 20+ years, is getting out of his MUCH better and fancier car. You think "WHITE CIS MALE SCUM!" because you LACK said car.

You make it to work, but a few minutes late. Your bosses boss comes to tell you that this is the 4th time you've been late this week in a row. You make the claims such as "I'm on my period please!" or "I'm menstruating" when it truth you were "rightfully" sitting on your couch and ignoring the clock. Such oppression you face. BE STRONG YOUNG PADAWAN!!!

He however lets you get to your cubicle because you're such a "strong independent woman". You type on your keyboard a little, talk a bit with friends while doing reports and spilling coffee on papers. All good stuff right? So your colleagues asks if you can deliver a paper for him since he has to go to a doctors appointment for hip surgery that's causing troubles and would leave him unable to work for a while. Sounds good right? So you take it, and say okay. Then... You deliver it to the paper shredder. How dare he try to oppress you by asking if he can receive your assistance in a teamwork environment! THE PATRIARCHY IS AT WORK!!! THE PRIVILEGE OF A CIS MALE WHITE SCUM WHO DARES TO TAKE OFF WORK FOR A SURGERY THAT YOU HELPED CAUSE WHEN YOU "PLAYFULLY" PUSHED HIM DOWN THE STAIR CASE OF THE 7TH FLOOR!!! EVIL DEMONIC MALE PIG!!!



One day you shall show he Patriarchy... Your female empowerment.

Feminist by jontheninja



The day comes to a close for you from a "long and hard 4 hour work schedule that you asked for, for 25 dollars an hour, while the men continue to work for the same wage". You get home. You open up the check and notice something. The check is less than that of your male coworker who lives next to you!!! HALF THAT AMOUNT!!!

YOU STORM OFF TO HIS HOUSE, TAKE YOUR REMINGTON SHOTGUN AND BLOW HIS DOOR OPEN! DEMAND TO SPEAK TO HIM AND SHOW OFF YOUR BADASS BOOMSTICK! He begs to know what you're doing and why you are this upset.

All you can is speak the words "Muh patriarchy..." and you shoot his knee caps. 

Later that day, you notice the police outside his house, with an ambulance wheeling away a severely injured man. The same one you shot earlier. Good job you "strong independent woman". However, you notice your other neighbor. You go out, to speak to her, but all he can do is look at you in shock. You follow him. But then come to a stop when you see him speaking to the cops. He then points his fingers at you, and the cops laugh at him and tell him to stop lying whilst a female cop tells him to shut the fuck up and tries to listen to the man. Then she comes to you, and to your surprise, your "heavenly-can-do-no-wrong" sister of goddess pride is cuffing you with you on the ground.

You ask "WHAT R U DOING TO MEH!!! PATRIARCHY!!!" and she says "You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Steve Shives. You have the right to remain silent. Anything and everything you say can and can be held against you in a court of law."


As you're dragged off into the car, you're flailing about snarling at the male cop in the car, and glistening with glee whilst crying towards the female cop who arrested you, as you ask "WHY U NO SHOW SISTERSWAG4 LIFE NIGGA!?" while thrashing about and screaming "MUH PATRIARCHY!!! MUH FEMAYL RYGHTS!!! MY MALE TEARS!!!"


What went wrong you ask.


You worked half as many hours as Mr. Steve Shives did at the office! And yet he made more! The legal system must not be paying you an hourly wage despite making 4 hourd worth of $25 an hour right!?

You shot a man! So  what!? Why r u gettin arrested by duh patriarchy!?

You tell the world. Why are YOU getting arrested and being paid less for less work?

Hmm...

ThinKING by imthinkingplz
  • Listening to: Patriarchy
  • Reading: Patriarchy
  • Watching: Patriarchy
  • Playing: Patriarchy
  • Eating: Patriarchy
  • Drinking: Your fucking brains you ignorant bullfucks!
Stamp: The Bible by Riza-Izumi
Due to the cliche aspect of atheism nowdays I can't give it anything more than 1 star on vision and originality. I gave it a 2 on technique since I can't make stamps. And a 3 on impact since anyone who doesn't understand my following issues with these anti-god kind of things.

1: The bible today cannot be compared to a bible that may have existed 3,000 years ago. For all we know, with the kind of era gap such as that, we may have read the bible and seen "Smoke weed everyday, 420jesusswag4life". The bibles today could never hope to speak accurately to a T what god would condone if he exists. I believe in him. But only because I follow the idea that we were made in his image, and that his image is actually like us in personality as well. He can be forgiving. But at times he is shallow. He can have hissy fits. For all we know, what if he had one, killed some guy with lightning by accident, and basically said "Sorry bro! I can make it up! Come up to heaven! I know you like little girls and all, but oh well! Least you didn't kill anyone or rape anyone!"

2: Who are we to tell god what he condones when we can't even paraphrase his own book after 3,000 years and have to rely on copies from some random ass manufacturer? If he exists, it's not our place to tell him what happened 3,000 years ago. Maybe he decided to take his work, burn it, and say "Leave these fuckers to themselves. I'll help if I feel like it." all because some mugger killed his original carrier of the bible and decided to take it and reimagine it as something else? Maybe that's how corruption stated.

3: And does it approve of mass murder? Or mass rape? What if it started with god one day saying "Yo dumbfucks! Gather round! Imma show you what you don't want to happen! Marcus! You come over here, and you stick it in this woman!" Marcus prepares to do so. The woman yells "Nuh! staph!" and god says in response "Exactly. So don't do that." and then restores the girls virginity or some shit. Or maybe he just leaves it as is and never once said anything about that. What if... He condones polygamy back then and to this day? What if when he sits on a throne in some outer dimension in some black hole he sees us saying "God sayeth unto thee that thou shall have one wife" and he says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING! I NEVER SAID THAT! AND I NEVER TALKED LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING RETARDED SNOWFLAKE!"

All these things are possible when you have 3,000 PLUS YEARS OF UNVERIFIABLE HUMAN DATA!!! It's a fuckin mess yo..

But seriously. Gotta make sure you think of these things before you think it's right to assume anything.
What's the worst thing an SJW has ever said that you found? Like mine. I saw a tweet by Geordie Tait.

twitter.com/geordie_tait/statu…

"Because it's not even particularly close. Holocaust, awful. Oppression of women, unfathomably awful."

Since when? What kind of socially retarded fuck says something like that? I'll tell you. An SJW. The holocaust is far worse. It was probably one of the single most worst oppression ever. It oppressed men, women, and children. An attempt, and nigh successful attempt, of genocidal global oppression and denial of people's right to live.

I can't imagine how man Jew's would want to send this motherfucker death threats. And rightfully so if he expected a good response to the prioritizing of women over the lives of the human race as a whole. Unfortunately this seems to be the case. If you're a man, then you're not held to the same value as a woman no matter the difference. She can be lazy as fuck. And you can be the most charitable man on the planet. But if you so much as cry a little, or say you liked a romantic and touching scene in a movie, not only men, but even many women and Feminists will berate you for not being the traditionally stoic man of no emotions that women and society have always pushed for since the dawn of modern civilization. 

It's nothing more than pathetic when a man has to have either a female's validation to validate his own existence and purpose. Let alone to have a purpose.

This video explains such things quite well. It talks about the movie called The Grey.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1y2h…
Here's a list of the oddest things I found online. Things I saw while googling products, memes, etc


1: A 140cm sex doll with tits. That's like straight up weeb property there. Pedo's be trifling on hard territory trying to explain such a small sex doll in places like Canada.

2: This fucking video: 


3: Almost every piece of hentai I collected on Twitter for the lulz. Yuri, Yaoi, or Hetero. They make for great Tweets to send to your friends with your own little quotes.

4: Almost any video by ProZD where Goofy sings.

5: This one Highschool DxD fanfic: (www.fanfiction.net/s/10731425/…) Cum Dumpsters nigga.

6: The Mega Masturbator called The "Fuck Me Silly".

7: Any weeb who tries to show me their katana collection.

8: SJW's.

9: Shit SJW's say.

10: THIS.
  • Listening to: Patriarchy
  • Reading: Patriarchy
  • Watching: Patriarchy
  • Playing: Patriarchy
  • Eating: Patriarchy
  • Drinking: Your fucking brains you ignorant bullfucks!

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"Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!"-Michael Richards during his downfall at the Laugh Factory.


The birth of the walking pair of nasty ass testicles.


Alt Name: KaiserTrigger

The man known as KaiserTrigger was born one day when a vat of nuclear semen had landed on and covered a dead baby. When it touched it's skin it formed him into a boy who would grow into a man who wouldn't take shit from anyone. Specially not weebs who go around making women out to be superior to men on gender alone.

During his early years he was a ruffian. Many a night were spent crying from his daily beatings by the church nuns of the holy church of Bombastica for being the biggest ruffian since Satan. Of course, as he grew older, he changed from a ruffian and into a gentleman who would hold the door open for anyone. Still, he did not partake in the privileging of weebs. That was the greatest cardinal sin aside from rape and murder taught to him by the church of Bombastica.

Well within the early years of the internet, he foresaw the coming of the many weebs and mangina's that would eventually accompany the waves of radical feminism that has existed since the conception of sliced bread. He set out on a journey to shit on ALL the people who dared to spew weebish dialogue such as "Bitch! I'm sugoi!" or "My waifu's coming to life!" and to shit on anyone daring to tell him he can't say hi to womyns without it being harrasement.

So check your asses you little shits.

Not that he has an issue with fapping to animu girls. He just faps to almost anything. Everyone is entitled to be fapped to by him. Unless you're a dood who's a major weeb and a SJW.







































Social Justice Warriors by WaywardSoothsayer I Hate Tumblr Social Justice Stamp by animeninjaNIPPON Anti-social Justice Warrior by inconceivablenotions Social Jehovahs Witnesses Are An Oxymoron by Craptrap
Social Justice Warriors by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me STAMP: Tumblr by Soarm STAMP: HUEHUEHUE MEET E4THER!!1111! by Soarm STAMP: Rabid Fangirls by Soarm
STAMP: KILL DA CISSIES!!!1!111 by Soarm Die Special Snowflake Scum by kumanoyume BUT TUMBLR TOLD ME IT DOESN'T!!!!!111 by kumanoyume :thumb494391293:
Leave The Snowflakes Alone by kumanoyume :thumb497431257:
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Brickgenius27 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Hi! I was wondering if you know anyone who might be interested in buying commissions from me? (Check my page to see my art style and prices) I don't know who to ask so just going around asking random people. :) (Smile) 

NOTE:I am asking for help. this is not an ad or spam!
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TheAmericanKaiser Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't know anyone who goes for 10, 30, or 50 point commissions. Either they're typically asking for such small prices for outrageous art, or they're asking for higher grade than what you, or I could typically do. Point commissions that low in price might net a few points in time.

But you'd have to able to color and offer a large variety of sizes and kinds of drawings to attract customers. Plus you'd have to be reasonable in prices. My art my price only shows backbone. But it doesn't grantee any kind of reaaonability. So try to remember that compromise with logic is key to a successful sale. Don't expect too much, look into their financial situation, and don't try to be too lenient all the time. Take some time to consider the status the consumer, and then consider a necessity for utmost highest prices. Like a small discount is reasonable to negotiate. And ask what they think they can afford first.

Also take into account that digital costs less to work with in the long run than traditional. So if you start doing digital, try to lower the prices. Time is one thing. But commissions are based on sale. Not time. Time is only for long projects that you know take time. Like a company hiring you to do some art for multiple games or even a big game in general. That's when you need a contract for hourly wage. Because they can be expected to always be able to afford that price if they want to make the best game they can, and aren't just an indie developer.
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Brickgenius27 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
thanks!
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Cupercrusader Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Happy Birthday!!!
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TheAmericanKaiser Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks. Was so busy with the day I couldn't even check most of my messages without being dragged around.
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Cupercrusader Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Welcome
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The-Last-Phantom Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the Watch!!!

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TheAmericanKaiser Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem.
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teadest Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thx for the watch back!
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